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Crack/Drabble

(f/n) = first name
(l/n) = last name


It was a regular, normal day for you and your best friend, Alfred F. Jones, the "personified version of America" (as you liked to call it). You were studying for your tests on World History next week, and your class was starting them with Pangaea, and Alfred Wegener.

"Hey, America?" you asked. You were piecing puzzle pieces together, and forgot where Eurasia was supposed to go. "Where's Eurasia?"

"I don't have an Asia, (f/n)…" Alfred gave you an awkward look.

"No, I mean Eurasia."

"Like I said, I don't have an Asia."

"No, America, you dolt! Eurasia!"

"(f/n), I am not Asia! Okay? God!" He huffed, obviously annoyed and getting impatient with your words.

"I know you aren't Asia! I'm talking about Eurasia! Like how Eurasian—"

"NO! I'M NOT ASIAN, I'M AMERICAN. AMERICA. 'MURICA."

"I KNOW!" You were practically screaming now. "The continent! Europe and Asia as one! When Alfred Wegener formed Pangaea and shit!"

America had a poker face expression on his face. "Ooh! Well—"


MEIN GOTT.
Why do most of my fanfictions so far have to start with school-related subjects?

I AM ALMOST DONE WITH THE MANY REQUESTS, ART TRADE, AND COMMISSIONS. I SWEAR. I SWEAR. JUST GIVE ME TIME AND DON'T KILL ME. PLEASE. PLZ.

Eurasia © Alfred Wegener (Pronounced: Vegener, he's German)
America/United States (of America) © Himaruya
You © This sexy beast named Alfred F. Jones

HEADS UP: There will be a new series coming up after I finish up the commissions, requests, and art trade fanfictions. Check out my journal for more: [link] Be sure to vote please!
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FarDreamr Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahahahahaha~!
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x-KiLLER-LADY Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for reading! ♥
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FarDreamr Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ehehe~ Glad to, it was funny! :icondenmarkplz:
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x-KiLLER-LADY Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconsupertighthugplz:
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FarDreamr Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconletmehugyouplz:
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rabbitkit Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died at 'murica XD
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x-KiLLER-LADY Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL. Thanks for reading! ♥
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Geek-Queen Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Wow! America you really have to be more stupid to not know where Eurasia is. Hahaha this story rocks!
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x-KiLLER-LADY Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you! ^-^ ♥

America thought Reader-chan said "your Asia." :3
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Geek-Queen Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student General Artist
hahahah yeah it's really funny!
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